What if I just told your BFF about her BF and his man-whoring ways? I think she was a holiday hoarder. The death of celebrities usually does not impact me, but this one really has. In my mind, there is no question that the Rumor Has It/ Someone Like You mash up is the greatest performance in the shows history. Santana was my favorite long before the jokes about her and Brittany sleeping together turned into the best friends in love storyline of my dreams. Her relationships with men sometimes become more misandric than romantic in retrospect. #acting Santana: Wanky. Punctuated with a slap to the face that reverberates through time and I can still hear to this very day, this entire scene had every ounce of Naya Riveras talents on full display. I Wanna Dance With Somebody (with the lyric changes!!) Kurt: She can't find out until after her Funny Girl audition, alright? And so we decided to grieve her passing the only way we really know how: by watching and writing about television. You're a genius, Brittany. The scene that gave me the final push I needed to come out of the closet. Santana to Kurt about his poster, I Am Unicorn. Shes able to admit something embarrassing like her desire to just fit in, and, maybe more significantly, her knowledge that even with her cheerleader beauty she really does not. As we did, of course, we shared with each other over and over how her portrayal of Santana Lopez also changed our worlds. I loved Buffy growing up, but I quickly learned that not everyone was into cheesy sci-fi, and nerd wasnt exactly a badge of honor in the 90s/early 2000s, so I only mentioned Buffy to people who mentioned it to me first. Rachel: Okay, wait. You know, I'm honestly surprised you didn't re-enact what was clearly the formative event of your own teenage years and Sandusky the poor kid right there and then. Then Mercedes looks at Santana from the corner of her eye, as if to say Girl can you do this? And Santana gives the smallest nod before the microphone picks up a sigh. And yes, we talk about Naya Riveras voice + magic a lot in the same sentence which is not our fault, because its simply the truth and we cannot be held accountable for that but specifically what I mean is this: In a single three-minute cover, Naya Rivera turned a nearly 40 year old song into an instant lesbian classic. It was beautifully choreographed, perfectly sung, but also the layered acting was absolutely stunning. Sometimes you hear it on the loudspeakers at Home Goods and feel like complaining to the manager for inappropriate context, but when its on in your car or at a party or a club its exhilarating and obviously very topical. It was like being smothered by a sweaty, out-of-breath sack of potatoes that someone soaked in body spray. Oh, and I think those absorbent sweater vests . Santana: A baby? I mean, at some point I must have liked that you look like a taco addict who's had one too many back alley liposuctions. The writers probably just wanted an excuse to create a three way parallel of hurt feelings between Kurt, Quinn, and Santana, but Nayas performance justifies and deepens every word. You know what happens in Lima Heights Adjacent? By our I mean my friends and I but probably you and your friends too. We humanize terrible white men in our society in large part because white men are often the only people we humanize in our stories. I cant believe its been ten years since this moments happened. Puck: You two show up at Breadstix tomorrow night around 7 and if we don't find hotter chicks to date, we might show up. Maybe Blaine didnt wanna be with someone who Santana: No! Waitress: But you ate it all. Sam: I'm Sam. Thats right Yentl: your sweethearts been lying to you because he and I totally got it on last year. You can buy one at the Party Store. The whole thing is played perfectly. He never remembered her birthday, or noticed how much work it took to get her hair just like that over her shoulder. It was that damn Trouty Mouth. Maybe two seasons, if that. 1x01 - Pilot. I'm attracted to girls, and I'm attracted to guys. Very well written especially Valeries on the hurt locker scene that turned me into a fan of Naya, Santana, Britanna and Glee. Its crazy because I live in the other half of the word, but it felt like losing a friend. I think somebody needs to freeze the fat this Christmas, because somebody weighs more than Mrs. Claus!. We used to be the Three Musketeers. I'm the hottest piece of action in this school, and here I am, on Valentine's and single. I have been heartbroken over this. No Brittany, you have no idea what it's like out there in the real world. So many of these scenes still eviscerate me and remain among my favorite pieces of lesbian content. Sorry that you sing like you're getting your prostate checked, and you dance like you've been asleep for years and someone just woke you up. So endlessly grateful to Naya. You're not fat. So, you know what, maybe that's why it didn't work out. And he meant it. Santana to Gunther, Tina in the Sky with Diamonds. I had such a crush on her, and the way she spoke made me feel okay about having a fun, silly crush like the ones my friends had on male celebrities. if you tried hard enough you could suck a babys head. And like Santana, I was so tired. I want ideas for Senior Ditch Day, go! In my opinion, this scene/song is one of the most underrated of the Glee canon. We had Glee watching parties in my dorm, and I would stay up late replaying Brittana scenes from YouTube hoping my roommate wouldnt notice. With whose vagina? is a personal favorite. Finn: If [Rachel] found out she'd break up with me. Copyright 2009 - 2023 The Excitant Group, LLC. She always seemed like she took the work she was doing for lesbian representation so seriously (even when the writers didnt), and she embraced how beloved she was by the community. That would wreck her. Whoa, stop right there. I mean, really, I'm sorry that the New Directions are gonna get crushed by the Troubletones. I just try to be really, really honest with people when I think that they suck! To win the election. I always thought Naya deserved the best actress award just for the scene alone. I guess those contracts I signed for those commercials said that I waived my right to residuals, in exchange for a lifetime supply of Yeast-I-Stat. And maybe if you used them, you wouldn't have more oil than the Middle East on your face. Maybe in junior college. Watch 10 of Naya Rivera's best performances as Santana Lopez on Fox's 'Glee.' . But make no mistake. Right after Mercedes sings the first lines of Rumor Has It, the theatre goes dark and the beat drops out. I never understood why, why any girl would choose a stupid boy. Until, like Santana, I did. Or maybe it didn't work out because you're a judgmental little geroniphile (?) This is it. Finn: Look, I appreciate the offer, but I have feelings for someone else and I'm trying to work it out with them. I may actually be dead right now. Dave: [reluctantly walks away] Also, honestly, Santana would still be getting royalties off that thing. Escucha! Santana: Hey Finnocence. Brittany: Not really. Okay, I know that Finn had his doubts about God but I am convinced that squishy tits is up in heaven right now clopped down to his new best friend fat Elvis hoping themselves to have picnic of baby back ribs smothered in butter scotch pudding in tater tark grease. Okay, okay. As soon as we get to New York Im bailing to live in a lesbian colony, she continues. If I did, would you join me? I hope Naya knew the impact she had, or she can at least see it now. elaborate wet dreams. Santana slaps Finn, Santana, Finn, Rachel and Will, Mash Off, When I get really pissed off, Santana gets taken over by my other evil personality. I did. Its taken me nine months to be able to read this. I am so different from Santana in a lot of ways but Ive never felt so seen by a character than in that episode. Its like the difference between a hurricane and an alien invasion. So why am I talking about this? I felt all of this so deeply. I'm looking forward to the day my grandmother loves me again. Santana: Why, cause that look was last season? Because I have all of these feelings. What difference does it make? But I'm all alone, stuck here with you. I was the exact same age as Santana when Glee was airing and going through the most difficult part of my coming out process. The kind of lesbians who would allow straight people to wrap themselves up in the cozy fantasy that gay people are just like them. one with. You dont even know enough to be embarrassed about these stereotypes youre perpetuating, Let me break it down for you, from one bitch to another. Enby is a Black/Trans owned company run by 3 enby's that believes that all bodies deserve affirmation and pleasure. Landslide is still my favorite Glee performance. The Glee funnyman adorably tinkled on a tiny piano, kicked his heels up in the air, and mugged for the camera. Finn: What are you talking ab- To be honest, I dont know if I wouldve done it if it hadnt been for the smallest detail, sort of blurred in the background, almost off frame theres not a single recap that Ive ever read that includes it, but theres a Dominican flag on Abuelitas refrigerator. Naya was captivating and talented and impossible to ignore, even before her character had a name. I'm in love with myself, and I would never change a thing. I was thinking, we should go out, just you and me. Let me break it down for you, from one bitch to another. I meant, it's a Win-Win for me. Kurt and Santana, The Rocky Horror Glee Show. Lumps, let me just say out loud what everyone here is thinking. Like, a million awesome gay jokes just popped into my head. Quinn is all excited about another guy defining her life. Santana: Hottest guys in school. Monologue - Glee Written by Ryan Murphy Santana: Maybe Brittany and I are too young to get married. Dave: I think I can take a couple of queers and a girl. Thats when you knew this was going to the next level. Schuester and Santana, Never Been Kissed. Where Im accepted?. Santana: It's okay. All those in favor of voting Rachel down a second time? I accept that about you. Rachel:Ok You know what Santana, Finn is in great shape and your meanness just highlights your own personal insecurities. It's okay. The year level coordinator called me into his office and demanded I went. Or maybe it didn't work out because you're a judgmental little gentrophile with a mouth like a cat's ass. I cant remember the last time I felt so surprised, validated, and delighted by a coming out (Waverly Earp got close!). She's blond and awesome and so smart. You know, and the only thing that can keep you from freezing to death is to have good friends around you to keep you warm. This is it. You know what? Admit it! Brittany: God, I'm so sad. Santana: As soon as we get to New York I'm bailing to live in a lesbian colony, or Tribeca. Santana: Y-you think that Great Gazoo kid is a leprechaun? I just think its really sweet and romantic and Naya is so vulnerable and pretty and her voice is so lovely. I've been going through that Rumours album and I found the best song that really goes one step past Landslide in expressing my feelings for you. Rachel: Oooh. (Rachel starts crying) Oh God. Quinn: (scoffs) Whatever. I won't tell Lauren to look out for poachers who might might mistake her for the endangered white rhino. I have rage. Brittany: [smiles and holds Santana's hand] It was ordering my steps. Santana: And where are the Hardy Boys? For me, she really was the true star of that show. He literally just said that. Cast members and press alike have often fawned over the years that she could learn those iconic monologues the morning of shooting and never flub a line once during taping. You told coach Sylvester about my summer surgery! But I gots to say I finally feel like I have found my people. Olsen Twins, let me tell you something. Santana as Mrs. Claus to the Kids, Previously Unaired Christmas. Santana: The truth about what? Less than six months after the Rumors episode of Glee aired, my cousin got married. Tina: Five minutes ago, you said Mr Schue belonged in a 12 step program. Santana: I'm sure you did something. Is a drug dealer! with a mouth like cat's ass. I mean, after all, that's why it didn't work out with you and Blaine, right? [to Finn] Rachel's right, I haven't been fair to you. Santanas wail of, I dont know, toward the end of the song reverberates around my ribcage every time I hear it. I like yeast in my bagel, but not in my muffin!. Men. We saw that throughout Kurt and Santanas extended coming outs and we couldve seen it more if Santana was given space to date and be her own character in the backhalf of the show. But their voices fill it right up. I want to shine and be seen as the star I am. And not just because you can unlock your humongous jaw and swallow him whole like a python. Santana: Yup, sure did. Oh ok. 2021-22, Piling Larang Akademik 12 Q1 Mod4 Pagsulat Ng Memorandum Adyenda at Katitikan ng Pulong ver3, Kami Export - Athan Rassekhi - Unit 1 The Living World AP Exam Review, Leadership class , week 3 executive summary, I am doing my essay on the Ted Talk titaled How One Photo Captured a Humanitie Crisis https, School-Plan - School Plan of San Juan Integrated School, SEC-502-RS-Dispositions Self-Assessment Survey T3 (1), Techniques DE Separation ET Analyse EN Biochimi 1. Santana to Mr. Schuester and Emma, Showmance. Rachel: Glad that you found your corner of the sky, Santana. Im just too tired. Doesn't my presidential campaign need continuity? Rory: Whoa. Santana: Look, I'm pretty sure you have to do what we say. Glee Monologues - Opening Monologue Puck (Mark Salling) ostensibly sings "I'm the Only One" for Santana, but delivers most of the song to an embarrassed Shelby (Idina Menzel) . Maybe he got tired of watching you drape yourself on every piano you happen to pass to entertain exactly no one with, say, some song that Judy Garland choked on her tongue in the middle of or some sassy old Broadway standard made famous by another dead alcoholic crone. Dont forget me, she belts, after a moment of uncertainty. The way shes afraid to look up off the floor and into the choir room. No matter how rich, or famous or successful I become, when it comes to you, I'm always going to be that moon-eyed girl who freaked you out at a first glee rehearsal. 13- Glee, Finn Hudson 14- Glee, Rachel Berry 15- Glee, Sue Sylvester . Lopez. Investigating the mystery of God-could-you-be-more-annoying? Panic! Every time he opens his dream boat acapella mouth, you're just itching to kick him right in the Warblers. But I didn't know what she was gonna do with it. Santanas entire story arc mirrored mine in so many ways. The Troubletones deserved their own spin-off. Puck: I'm Finn Hudson, I'm quarterback of the football team. This is so sad. Maybe that You're my family and I haven't lied to you in months. Trent: Wait, are you serious, is he gonna be okay? And clearly it wasnt only a favorite of mine, because Santana brought it back for another energetic take on it in their 100th episode to get Brittany back into dancing. in the Locker Room: On Fighting for Trans* Youth with Words as Weapons, The Fosters Episode 317 Recap: Trust No One, Art Attack! And whew, does she sell this song. It will always be amazing to me that a show that I only seriously (obsessively) watched for three season could leave such an indelible mark on my psyche. Quinn: Do you know what I hate? Her off white blouse. No one gives a damn about you. Brittany: Mm hm. Why dont you just dress up as the Taco Bell chihuahua and bark the theme song to Dora the Explorer? Its the single most thrilling three minutes the Glee ever produced. It's like, the best deal ever. Rachel: Brody is in the shower. which means I have a killer health plan which pays for everything. I Beg! As the camera cuts in tight. Brittany: C'mon, we can't be mad at Rachel forever. with a Maybe he grew weary of dating a breathier more I will never be able to listen to Glee songs again without thinking of you and feeling heartache. Santana: What if I broke that pact, huh? You like her more than me. This was so beautiful that Im at a loss for words. Santana Lopez was a one dimensional cheerleader minion until Naya Rivera turned her into one of the greatest and most important tv characters of all time. They were never about the kind of love she feels for Brittany, or even how she felt about Dani. He's made of magic. Santana: Booyah. Santana: Youre a liar. It's more of my speed. To younger millennials and older zoomers, Naya Rivera and her portrayal of Santana Lopez on Glee, the FOX show about a group of show choir misfits, is a vital and important pop culture figure. Thanks for this, TV team it feels much needed. Oh, please! We can all be honest here, if a picture is worth a thousand words then that dress is worth a million dollars. There exists a third version of the pilot, the screener version, with even more scenes cut from the aired version. She was unapologetic ambition and talent. She was truth to power, unafraid of confrontation, destruction when absolutely necessary. The pain I had as I realized how many times I had repeated that same line to my closest friends, the ones I had always been in love with, the ones I would have been terrified to admit that were true if asked. She was mean sometimes, maybe even a lot of times, and she understood later that, yes, it was coming from a place of fear and insecurity because she was closeted. Its just something thats always been inside of me and I really want to share it with you because I love you so much. In my opinion she belongs in the gay icon pantheon with Liz Taylor and Judy Garland. 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