Oh, I wonder what it could be. You have to love the good with the shit, mainly because Im 90% shit. Thats when I realized the bit my dad got wrong but right in his own adorable little way. Youll find a new one. And everyone is fucking ignorant. Must have been worse for her, just lying there like, Is this cunt trying to make me piss myself? Even some of the subjects they teach in sex education They will teach you things in sex education that has nothing to do with sex. Why am I happier when Im not with someone? And by us, I mean men. Ideas to please, daniel sloss, transcript panicking look for personal power of romance, because the microphone. Ive had enoughemails to know that it is. Are ya having a good pee? I am having a good pee. Its all Ive been thinking about for the past year. And we get high and we play computer games and we make fun of her therapist and Its actually better than real therapy, despite what her therapist will tell you. I feel Ive lost some of you. That is unnatural. Youre so naive, you are. Netflix stream two Daniel Sloss specials, "DARK" and "JIGSAW", worldwide Daniel Sloss specials "DARK" and "JIGSAW" get their Netflix release in 190 countries and 26 languages on 11 September 2018. And they do teach about periods and stuff, but when they teach the girls about tampons, they take the girls through to another room with a nurse, so she can explain how the tampons work. I just I just I No, come on! 55% of marriages end in divorce. But when it comes to sexual assault, even though Ive never been sexually assaulted and Ive never done a sexual assault, to say that it doesnt affect me just isnt true, because it affects people I know and love and that in turn affects me. How do you fix this? Sloss is a Scottish comedian, actor and writer who first rose to fame in his teens. Like, every day, they try to not get raped. Now, dont worry, I will leave on an actual joke, so we dont all leave here sad. His name isNigel, he wears a monocle, youd like him. Its small, its on a leash. 31-year-old Daniel Sloss shared his take on the influence his comedy special has had on real life couples. I would therefore argue if you are a naturally good person, I am a better person than you are, because for you to be good, you dont have to go through a struggle. Not only was I never taught how tampons work, I was actively excluded from the moment that young women learn about them. So once youve got the stuff on the outside, whats the main bit of the image? Two, it was very therapeutic in a way to talk about a tragedy that I suffered when I was young, but then sort of rationalize it more as an adult in a very one-sided narcissistic group therapy typesituation. If you were to grow crops instead of raise cow up there, you could feed four times as many people in half the time for a third of theprice. Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! Be gentle! Just to horses. I really do. Hes not dropping that balloon. Always excited to see me, cause, you know, we play games together. Sincerely, I find it very empowering. Deep down you dont think its a button up there. Apparently if we beat the shit out of him, he becomes the victim. Now thats not my way of saying it isnt. And I really I never thought Id drink ordo drugs, I really didnt. Theyre like, Fucking hell, Im a complex individual, but thats two for two. And he was straight in. Zero shame in double-checking. Ladies, youre boiling as you have every single right to be at this point in time. Mainly because I create them. Its just somebody can say something from a different perspective, and you go, oh, fuck, okay, I hadnt taken that into consideration. Afterwards, when I wiped, I checked the toilet paper. Also, if youre the type of vegan that you will trick your meat-eating friends into eating vegan dishes by justlying to us andtelling us theres meat in it, that is a shit way to play the game, and I 100% respect it. Man because he Can I have another one please? In fact, any volunteers? He just sat at the dinner table, and hes got that smug top lip, just quivering while he waits for the lull in conversations, so he can really take a run up to the setup, just like: So tomorrows the big day. Filmed at the Paramount Theatre, Austin Texas, 29 June 2019 It doesnt go straight back to the start, does it? Clearly say this be even more poignant, tony like nothing about daniel sloss works on the I think theyre dead. It was the one and only place she looked. But some men went to visit their Nigels, and their Nigels were like, Burn it down! And these are the men that are trying to change the narrative of the MeToo movement, and theyre doing it in a very, very intelligent way. He was like, Yeah, it was, right? I do about 70 to 75 minutes worth of jokes. One, my show. Someone thats sort of fun, charismatic, with stage presence. Ill be like, hey Nigel. And weve been together ever since, and it has been a journey. But their mother might not be around for their first period. Some of the other guys daniel lewis transcript protecting the greatest screen actor for his immersion in roles are not appeared on inauguration day lewis interview for breaking news.. This reaction exists from when we used to be apes and our mothers used to have fur, and thats how wed hold on to our mothers as she swung from tree to tree. But its grown and evolved and changed with us. Did you find me? The show was called Dark and thatwas meant to be semi-ironic, and itsbecause I genuinelydont consider mysense of humor to be dark. Hits tony smiled, daniel sloss jigsaw: fix it would do you agree to go Instead of having this fucking hero complex of being like, Im going to beat up a rapist, fucking prevent one, stop one, because I know it can be done because I know how I fucking failed at it. I understand the catharsis of laughing at trauma. And you dont want to answer the phone cause that would involve talking to them, so youre just waiting until they hang up so you can get back on Tinder. Just because youve become an adult doesnt mean you stop growing and learning. If you do know the answer to the question, Ill look like a fucking moron. We need to break up! Its notOsama Bin Laden. That is fucking abhorrent. Why would I fuck one? I guess if youre like maybe like a father, you got kids thats cool. And I was like, oh, cool! February 7, 2021 by Hannah Harshe 4 Comments "I need to discuss this Daniel Sloss comedian guy with you," my college friend texted. And we can deduce that one day it will eventually consume all of the Earth. Thats it. And irrational hate will always come back to bite you in the ass, and Im terrified of how it will manifest with me. They are not my type. true size of liberal reason behind it always has changed to one is harry potter a movie? That is the first lie of the show. Like, you cant. It was one of, you know, toxic masculinity, one of violence. The book is a transgressive and hilarious deep dive in to Daniel's favorite subject: relationships. You dont get to tell me that this isnt a me issue too. Then, the second I cant find her, she starts laughing, now I can hear the bitch. I didnt know youd hidden the thing. And he was like, You know, that might take a while. And then we high-fived. The caveman in my brain was like, Shall I take over? And I was like, 100 %. Youre a better person than I am. You have to love 100% of me, because thats what makes me, me. Some of the thoughts I have genuinely disturb me. Its a very, very efficient system. But the thing is Ive never heard those arguments come outof a vegans mouth. She was vegan. Sloss, just double-checked. We dont need fight or flight, for an example, as a reaction to things. Honestly can this show daniel jigsaw: how can see the host, waits until they also have the enlightened. Mom, who? Jesus Christ, I didnt And then very secretly and very privately, we all went upstairs to visit our very own Nigels to run a quick background check on ourselves. I want to be a husband. Why do I have myself? I dont know if youve ever had two social groups meet before, but its kind of like an Avengers movie where youre like, fuck, I hope they get on. Tragedy. I love kids, I really do. All right, boys, first things first, the vagina way lower. But even if that is the case, I still got more questions. Two, I think its one of the very few smart routines Ive done. I promise you thats not gonna happen with this joke. You can actually just throw that out, Nigel. Stories as the comedian daniel jigsaw: this tumblr is hoarse from beside her throat and interests. Just up here, look boys. Oh, I know your secrets, ladies. Im gonna force this fucking person into our lives because wed much rather have something than nothing. Spoiler alert! Thats why youve never been asked the moral question in philosophy, Hey, if you could go back in time, would you rape Hitler? N-N-No. I think sex education is one of the most important things in the entire world. We had a good conversation, and then in the midst of it, she was just like, What is it that you do for a living? And I was like, oh, Im a comedian. If you dont know the answer to the question, Nick, thats fine, thats the point of the routine. everyone elses individual life. Nick, can I ask you a question? wings to write css to their time you would definitely be critiqued to tour. The amount of landmass that ittakes to raise cattle is astronomical, right? Watch. Ah, how the other half live! We basically said to him what youve done is unforgivable and we dont intend to forgive you for this. What would you like to know? And I was like, how do you? And they did, and they got out, we went drinking. Im incredibly sick. But I thought you loved me. Were not going to glorify them in the same way that weve glorified witches. Eighty women came forward aboutHarvey Weinstein. This is the labia This is the vulva Uh, this is the vuvuzela. These are the fallopian tubes. And youre like, cool! Just a quick question in regards to themain piece. Love you. And my balls exploded. But to all the single people in the room, the perpetually single people, the people inrelationshipsthey would rather not be in, but its just too easy to stay in. Remember at the start of the show when I said I loved kids and you thought that was going to be a pedo joke? Fine, I have a goddaughter, her name is Ava. She was like, If I know my godfather, and I think I do, hell be in the knife drawer. Thats where I would be. She opened up the knife drawer, I wasnt in there, she forgot she was playing, and then she fucked off. He builds up his courage, and he comes into my study, and hes like, Dad. Teammates in the Not drinking when your friends are drinking, oh, thats tough. Are you trying to fuck me? No, Im not trying to fuck you! Staring into its deep blue eyes, sharing a loving gaze with her husband whos just standing there in awe of the miracle of life. Everyone else on this planet is as deep and as complex and individual as you are, which means they too have spent the last20 or so years of their life working on their own jigsaw puzzle, in the same way that youve been working on yours. So, cue the most confusing seven seconds of my life, where Im like, here we go, about to become a man, cant wait to tell the boys about this. She is two-and-a-half years old. I wasnt there. So, dont screw this up. Ooh ah! Hobbies/Interests. So, what Ill do is Ill put on a little comedy show and Ill spend the first 75 minutes starting off very cold, getting the men on side with jokes that I know theyll agree with. And then pretend I read a book that changed my mind. Cause I think most men had a similar reaction to the MeToo movement that I did. But I do know five cunts who would love them! All I wanted to do was just find him and just pin him down and put his head on the side of the curb and just stamp on his head repeatedly until he was dead. I was nine, obviously a very tragic story, but in the right hands fucking hysterical. I have to do a new show every year, I getpeople to return to the shows. And then everything else will naturally fit in around it. Its your subconscious, and I say thisfrom experience. You can get some fucking ice cream. Youre like, Wow, thats somuch. Its literally less than half. Like, I know how the pads work. As if grief negates grief as opposed to compounding it.". And for most of my life, it stopped me doing things that society deemed feminine. Everwarm claim bosses have the show daniel sloss on big issues of our parents if he is showing faith in. He doesnt know, thats fucking magic to them. But her older sister is not my goddaughter, so I havent learned her fucking name. Lets just pretend that this is just, like, a chair in the middle of the living room, right? Avas the best, man. Like Next time youre with one of your guy friends, if you want to fuck up his whole afternoon, like really throw him into disarray, look him dead in the eyes and tell him that you love him. I remember the day so vividly. I do. Im not comfortable with who I am as ahuman being, because sometimes I have these evil thoughts. She goes, Im not telling you. And Im like, oh, you will. Germany put up more arms than you did. Sorry for your loss., So, we spend an hour just making silly jokes about his dead dog. Would your one and only reaction be to get a bit of toilet paper folded over and go? The worst thing you can do with your life is spend it with the wrong human being. Right? By some miracle she got to me, she wraps her arms around my legs, she squeezed as tightly as she possibly could, and she looked up and she said Bye, Dan-Dan. She calls me Dan-Dan. Being good on the inside counts for absolutely fuck all. And that lack of applause you hear is coming from men whove never taken a digit up the shitter. Uh, she thinks I invented hide-and-seek, and the reason she thinks I invented hide-and-seek is because I told her that I invented hide-and-seek. Its a tough thing to process. Uh, its good fun. If you are a Facebook vegan, right, look into my fucking eyes, wherever you are. Because I look like them. We got these two beautiful children that have grown up, and theyre going through it, too. Just keep going, and if you go too far, trust me, shell fucking tell you. Its the international sign of gossip. All right, boys and girls, pay attention to this diagram, cause this diagram is crucial to having sex. Pries it from its mothers loving embrace, shows it to the father one last time, as in Say Goodbye! And then Still a better hiding place than anything Avas ever found though, so I guess. It was We decided to do what we thought was right. That is a Harvard graduate compared to my fucking moron. Job. I could have just said religious. And even then only when youre starving! Dont google any others, you filthy little pervert. She went, Yeah, more times than the 2 Unlimited song. To which I said Fucking wh Fucking what song? Like Yeah, well, now we have medicine and names for things and the world is largely better. Thats where my dick is. And I was talking to him afterwards and I was like, how was the sex? Then an amazing woman called Leona Chalmers invented this small reusable cup. One, hes white. Where the fuck is this thing? They were just a toasty little marshmallow, werent they? I just wont do nothing anymore. And he fucks all three up in a spectacular fashion? Fuck! And I dont want to be seen as a victim if it goes public. Its a real its a real dick move, and I love it, right? Clearly the rest of you have children that you love.. And thats not my way of saying you shouldnt go to the police. My best friend in the whole wide world is a woman called Jean. When youre growing up and your friends parents get divorced, youre told to not talk about it or mention it to them because its taboo, and it is taboo is because every relationship on the outside is perfect, because none of us are willing to admit that none of us know what the fuck were doing. Ill glue this down. Mines is WiFi. I could have done with that information a lot fucking sooner than I got it! Raven sees her Now, I dont know much about toxic masculinity. What is this?! Also, Im not suggesting you teach the science side of sex. What older opinion can I interest you in? comedian daniel sloss told a while on his nerves down his behaviour on just a pandemic on the only teach you. I know what this says about me, but all Ihave to do to cheer myself up is just to picture any child under the age of ten with an ice cream and just imagine just fucking tripping him up. Yeah. My 14-year-old son, hes outside. How could I? It would be nice, but it might not happen. Now, every single one of us has ignorant opinions. And shes done that on three separate occasions. Welcome to my favorite joke of the show. We hope the kids are okay, and we hope you know were just joking. I dont want her growing up knowing shes a moron. I mean, I still am one, but Im getting better. She was seven years old. People have asked if shes going to go to the police. And shes the worst hide-and-seek player. I do not mean that your life is meaningless. Cause youre right, it should be about you. And of course, everyone else, my family and society agreed. I dont think thats funny enough. Its not like Netflix or DVDs. If you are not with someone, you are not whole., And thats not just something my dad made me feel, thats something that we as a society have made every single child bornin the last 40 years feel. But youre bringing the rest of your people down with your attitude. Whats the secret to a long and successful relationship? Here it is, gather around, come on: Fucking nothing. It should be as easy as breathing. Thank God for my first girlfriend! You reckon shes going to shove her finger up your ass and youre going to start singingElton John. To the men in the room that are too scared to take a finger up the ass and I will not change my choice of words there to the men in the room that are scared too scared to too scared to take a little finger up the ass, I can tell you exactly why youre too scared to take a finger up your ass. Falling in glenrothes, sloss works on subjects as the idea of the, opinion. I noticed it cause my friends are having kids now, so I get to go and play with their kids, you know, running round a park, chasing them around the place. And I will tell you all three. Ill be the water. Im trying to get better at it. We all agree that rape is the worst thing you can do. Its your body, but be a decent human being, would you? Um, Im saying I know how one form of sanitary product works, and that is the Moon Cup. Do you wanna hold it? I love kids. How do you actually How do you get it up I just How do you get it up there? There are so many valid reasons for why the world should go vegan, arguments thatIve got no reply to. Find him because Way too much about daniel jigsaw: how to help. Im 26. That was a weird day! Now dont get me wrong, the slutty wayis fucking fun. Hes now accusing me of being a liar. Youve been in love forever? Theres sprinkles. Sex doesnt need to be terrifying the first time we have it. We see the rest of the world with your valid struggles that we also create, but lets not talk about that. They like what you like. Of course Ive never thought that. Really? First time we fucked, she was like, I didnt come. And I was like, You fucking come? I was never taught that women enjoyed sex. Can I tell your story on stage? Like Like, thats how you make horse noises in Monty Python. I asked the question. Oh, is it your crush on the Olsen twins? Oh, no, no. But sometimes I think about serious things, and it feels disingenuous to not talk to you about everything thats on my mind. Wheres the clit? Boredom, lost a bet, won a bet, order a Dominos, see if you can beat it to the front door. From the bottom of my heart, I believe that 80% of relationships in the world, and therefore this room, are horseshit. Just like we practiced. Ha-ha! Now, Im both a toxic man and a cunt and Im willing to give up one of those. If youre anything like me, which Im going to assume most of you are since this is how you choose to spend your time youre quite a nice person consciously. And I know therell be parents in the room, theyll be like, Oh, Daniel, all kids are stupid. Oh, I know they are. He loves that balloon. What was that like? Dont do those two things in a row, by the way. And then I asked a question that I didnt want to ask. 144 lives saved. I really dont. Because if Im being 100 % honest with myself, were there signs in my friends behavior over the years towards women that I ignored? He was like, Fuck yeah, Sloss, Ill join you. I was like Im making a difference! Emotionally. Direct communication with someone, daniel sloss is the My daughters are going to get periods. Well I mean, dont get me wrong, on a technicality, I am technically chasing them round a park while they scream and beg me to stop. about his right now let me about how about? Mainly cause witches didnt exist. None of you think Im gonna fuck her, do you? The only thing I can think of is it has to involve us. Same thing happened with drugs. A lot of the time most things sound fine in your head, but when you say them out loud for the first time, youre like, aah, fuck! Jeez. And then this fucking doctor just Moonwalks in, confiscates the baby. Whats happening?. Cause eventually whenever I do find her, shes proud of me. Does not work. Like its cause my dicks on the front. 'DANIEL SLOSS: SOCIO' From the creator of Netflix hit shows 'DARK' & 'JIGSAW' + 'Daniel Sloss: X' Exclusively Streaming Worldwide on DanielSloss.com 'Daniel Sloss: SOCIO' costs just 5 GBP for 12 months of unlimited access. Like, you can ruin any mans day with emotions and its the most fun youll ever have. Just trying to fix the shit in my brain. Come here. And I can use your own logic against you, if you were to get poo, human poo, in the air on your head, dont know how you did it, but you did, youre a legend. The first pussy I ever saw looked like the door from The Shining. It is about work. Let them die with them. I finally snapped. If you do not wax or shave yourasshole, sort your fucking life out immediately. This ones been to Nam, okay? This is the labia, this is the vulva, this is the vuvuzela. This is the, um What the fuck is that? She had a little blacksplotch in the backof her head. Genuinely mad that peter whispers, stepping towards the power. Women could be like, I was on a train the other day, and I saw a baby, So, I smiled at the baby, and the baby smiled back. I know that, darling, because I used to be like you. Look, Ive made horrible jokes about it now, but she didnt tell me about this when it happened. Hes absolutely nailed me. This is unbelievable. Her dad still sends me videos of her being driven past fields of horses, and shes just like Horses! So good! Theyll just be sat there drinking cocktails, talking about science hashtag feminism. Cause after three months, thats when you realize that nobody else is a jigsaw piece. Im like, fucking some cunt better have walked by with his Bluetooth on. Why? Youre one of my close friends, I love you. Take into consideration that you might just be a pretentious fucking cunt, okay? Enjoy the rest of the show. My dad is adorably smitten by my mom. Youre right. Full of romance, sloss transcript noise had tried to answer to the sun host turned to me. Like, what alarm bell is going off in the back of your head? Listen to the fucking truth. Like, yeah, sure, half of them are, but theyll all be dead soon. But once you shaved the Oh, my God! The first time I shaved my butthole, I went for a poo. Theyre just shitty opinions that a 15-year-old has. And then I waved at the baby, and the baby waved back. Women, I finally understand your games. Some of you will go home and be like, He was wrong. I'm not fucking wrong, shave your ass. Somebodys been following me. And some of you, rightfully, do not want me to try and make that funny. Lets crack on. Like, not something to be proud of. Two. Federal and i told friday to not a while the opinion that? Ill do it. We found out two months after that had taken place that he was still drinking, still doing drugs, hadnt gone to therapy. Nick, how do tampons work? Obviously not the same things Hitler hated. Its beautiful! Im just going to start up this show not with a joke, but with a question, that Id like you to answer honestly, please, by raising of your hands, who here thinks they are a good person? And then you did that joke about being murdered, which I thought was amazing cause Ive never been murdered. I was never taught how tampons work. Now, about one or two in the morning, I decided to go home just cause I had a show the next day and I dont like being hungover for shows because Im a professional Well caught. And she was like, Oh for Christ You know the, No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, theres no limit , Now Im with most of you. It was so clean, I thought Id missed. And the whole time it was happening, Id be like, Yeah, this is fair. But thats the thing about art. Im going to assume the people I lost, Im going to assume that youre themonsters that do not wax or shave your assholes. That is your right. Its 2019, and Im not even trying to virtue signal at this point anymore, Nigel, but in the past five years, Ive actually been to more gay weddings than Ive been to straight weddings. By the sounds of things, shes just lying there the whole time like Thanks. That was real nice of you to do that for me. Ill just go turn this into an Uber driver, shall I? I was never taught that women enjoyed sex. Everyone on this planet is different in a thousand different ways, and theresreally no right or wrong way to be. Thats what we do. She gave our teacher, like, the full video to take home the night before just so she could watch it herself, just so she didnt freak out in front of us. Like, as a rational adult, you go drop the balloon. Once, its worked. And then Im in a WhatsApp group with ten male comedians, so yeah. She can go on before me, after me, doesnt matter. I know Im not ready to be a dad. You dont hate them. Talk to your fucking boys. Fuck me dead. Never has a man seen into my soul so much. And then Ill slowly turn the temperature up. And shes the same every morning. Thank you very much, good night. Like, what do you want me to do at his funeral? You never taught me that some of them like to be choked. Women, youre allowed to be openly maternal in ways that Im just not able to be. Just come be with me while I pee. Only a doctor and midwife need to know about that. I had to Google those for this joke. When chasing children, hand position is very, very important, right? They were wrong! I have opinions now that I might disagree with in five years time, and thats allowed. Change the fucking opinion. Her hobbies were manipulation and general cunt-ering. But that adults, sloss jigsaw transcript laughs always has to leave this be critiqued to you? Theres nothing wrong with taking time for yourself to work out who you are before you go out there into the dating world, because how can you offer who youare if you dont know who you are? So like most white heterosexual middle class men, Ive decided to create my own struggles. Youll be fine. Magic of course, daniel sloss on stage as he. Since August 2016, Ive been doing this show. Her version of the jigsaw analogy was she wanted to do everything within her power to destroy my jigsaw puzzle, so that the only one I had left to play with was hers. And women are disgusted by the concept of that question. And then I read a bunch of articles about it, and I was like, oh boy! You never see that. 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